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Insurance Claims
Statements found on insuracne forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words.
o Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
o The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
o I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
o A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
o I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
o In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
o I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
o I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
o As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
o To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
o I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
o The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
o The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
o I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
o The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.
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