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  Joke Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 342 
Twists given to jfk's statements in different countries:

India:
Don't ask what your country can do for you. Just leave.

USA:
Don't ask what your country can do for you. You don't need to.

China:
Don't ask what your country can do for you. You will never get the answer.

UK:
Don't ask what your country can do for you. Ask USA.

Pakistan:
Don't ask what your country can do for you. You will be embarassed.

 Joke Added : Aug 01, 2002 
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