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  Joke Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 329 
Once a kid prayed to Lord Shiva for a long time and when finally God presented himself before the kid and asked him to ask for any boon the child replied, "Oh God! please give me a guitar."

Lord said that ask for anything but don't ask for a guitar. The bhakta said,
"Oh My lord ! I only want a guitar. and nothing else."

The lord again refused.

The kid said , "Oh God, if you can't give me a guitar I don't want to take anything from you but atleast tell me the reason why u can't give me one ?"

The Lord replied - Bachha, if I could have afforded a guitar , then I woudn't have been playing with this damru.

 Joke Added : Jul 02, 2002 
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