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  Joke Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 324 
How Can A Student Pass ?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has only 365 days.

A typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days.
Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means
30
days.
Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

"How can a student pass?"

 Joke Added : May 24, 2002 
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