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  Jokes Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 1457 
One day a teacher was talking
about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would
you like Johnny?

Johnny : I would want a wife like
the moon...

Teacher : Wow !! what a
choice...do you want her to be
cool & calm like the moon?

Johnny : No, no...

Teacher: oh so u want her to be
round and white?

Johny: No, no...

Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be
fair and beautiful like d moon?

Johny: No, no...I want her to
arrive at night and disappear in
the morning...only pleasure no
pains!

 Joke Added : 01, October 
 Submited by : Neela Mazarello  Views: 19,837
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