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  Jokes Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 1295 
Attainable New Year's Resolutions

All these years I have been making silly New Year's resolutions and failing them miserably so this year I have decided to make some attainable New year's resolutions, this year I resolve to

- Gain weight, about 10 Kgs (25 pounds).

- Stop exercising its a Waste of time.

- Read less coz it makes you think, but after some time I am again back to where I started.

- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

- Procrastinate more, Starting tomorrow.

- Spend more time at work, surfing with the fast T1 internet connection.

- Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

- Start being superstitious.

- Personal goal: bring back disco.

- Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.

- Get more toys.

- Get further in debt.

- Not believe politicians.

- Focus on the faults of others.

- Never make New Year's resolutions again.

 Joke Added : 31, December 
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