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New years and my resolutions
While I'm not always the best at keeping resolutions, I'm consistent, and I'm sure this year will be better than ever before, see the progress I've made and a very Happy 2010 for you all
RESOLUTION #1:
2004: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
2005: I will read at least 10 books a year.
2006: I will read 5 books a year.
2007: I will finish The Pelican Brief
2008: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2009: I will read at least one article this year.
2010: I will try and finish the comics section this year.
RESOLUTION #2:
2004: I will get my weight down below 75.
2005: I will watch my calories until I get below 80.
2006: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 85.
2007: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2008: I will work out 5 days a week.
2009: I will work out 3 days a week.
2010: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
RESOLUTION #3:
2004: I will not spend my money frivolously.
2005: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2006: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2007: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 2008.
2008: I will be totally out of debt by 2009.
2009: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2010.
2010: I will try to be out of this country by 2011.
RESOLUTION #5:
2006: I will get married this year.
2007: I will stop looking at other women.
2008: I will not get involved with my GF.
2009: I will not let my new GF pressure me into another marriage.
2010: I will stop looking at other women.
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