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  Jokes Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 1267 
Twitter Blues Jokes on Twitter

Twitter addict receives phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
Twitter addict: "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you've got only 24 more hours to live."
Twitter addict: "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, Twitter is down."

Girl: What is it about my Twits you like?
Boy: Frankly I'm still forming my opinion, the first two were great and I'm looking forward to seeing more.

Twitter Novice to friend:
Hey Deborah, I don't get it, if Twitter only allows 140 characters, why is it so popular. Most good Disney cartoons have more characters than that?

Guy Jumps in Taxi.
Driver: I guess you're in town for the big Twitter convention?
Guy: Yes, yes.. and I've learned so much!
Driver: Any pointers you'd recommend?
Guy: Yes, follow That_Car.

Did you know a hacker attack briefly shut down Twitter on Thursday. Millions of twitterers were forced to talk to each other the old fashioned way. Through Facebook.

You should know that you are addicted to twitter When in your dreams, everyone has @ symbols where faces should be.

 Joke Added : 27, October 
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