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Generation Y continues to impress
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Its hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.
While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Dont change horses
. until they stop running.
2. Strike while the
........ bug is close.
3. Its always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of
termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but
.. how?
6. Dont bite the hand that
.. looks dirty.
7. No news is
impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a
Mr.
9. You cant teach an old dog new
math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, youll
.. stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust
me.
12. The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
13. An idle mind is
the best way to relax.
14. Where theres smoke theres
pollution.
15. Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is
. not much.
17. Twos company, threes
the Musketeers.
18. Dont put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you dont succeed
get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you
. see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind
. get out of the way.
And the WINNER and the last one
25. Better late than
pregnant!
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