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Top 5 Signs you need to go on diet (Visual Joke)

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Number 5: Your neck is wider than your head



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Number 4: 6 girls, but only 5 girls fit in the picture



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Number 3: You need help putting on your pants



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Number 2: You weigh more than your bike



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Number 1: Your stomach hangs out under your dress


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