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  Jokes Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 1160 
Absent-Minded people

* An absent-minded shop-keeper came back after lunch to see A large sign on his shop saying- OUT FOR LUNCH so, he sat down and waited for himself

* Wife - do you realize dear that 25 years ago we were engaged on this very day. Absent- minded husband- god! you should have reminded me. it's certainly time we got married.

* Did you hear about the absent-minded professor who sat down before the mirror wondering where he had seen himself before?

Wife- Where is the car ?
Professor- Did I take it out?
Wife- yes you drove it 2 school this morning.
Professor- I suppose you are right dear, I got down and turned to thank the one who had given me a lift and wondered where he had gone?

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