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  Jokes Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 1097 
The Raise

Maid asked for a pay raise, Madam was very upset about this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'

Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.

Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: The Master said so.
Madam: Oh.

Maria. The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
Maria: 'The Master did.' Madam.

Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Madam (very angry now): Did the Master say so as well?

Maria: No Madam, the chauffeur did!

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