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  Jokes Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 1078 
Welcoming Halloween

Q - What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A - Ultra-Bite.

Q - How did the monster predict his future?
A - With a horror-scope.

Q - What did the monster do when he lost his hand?
A - He went to a second hand store.

Q - Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A - Because he didn't have any guts.

Q - What are a spook's two favorite rides at the fair?
A - The roller ghoster and the merry ghoul round.

Q - What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A - Fangsgiving.

Q - What two famous places did the monster visit while on his vacation?
A - The Vampire State Building and Count Rushmore.

Q - What is in the red blood cells of monsters?
A - Hemogoblin !!!

Q - What spook lives in the "hundred acre wood"?
A - Winnie the Boo
A - His bootiful ghoul-friend.

Q - Where do ghosts keep their cars?
A - In a mirage.

Q - What is the hardest thing to sell to a mummy?
A - Life Insurance.

Q - How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
A - Take away his funny bone!

Q - What do spooks call their Navy?
A - The ghost guard.

Q - Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A - Because he had no body to take!

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