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  Jokes Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 1050 
A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking. In self-defense the man says, "Who told you that drinking is bad?"

Nun : Mother Superior told me.

Man : So, have you ever tried it?

Nun : No, I haven't ever taken a drink of hard liquor.

Man : Well, don't criticize me if you haven't tried it. I'll tell you what if you try it and don't like it, I'll give up drinking for life.

Nun : Okay but bring it in a tea cup. I don't want people thinking I'm drinking. The man goes up to the bartender and says, "Bring me a couple of shots of

vodka but bring one of them in a tea cup."

The bartender looked at the man and said, "Is that nun in here again?"

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