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  Jokes Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 1012 
Answer these Questions

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (I am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird)

2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To be given a thought)

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (Who Knows?)

4. Can you cry under water? (Let me try)

5. Why do people say, "Youve been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)

6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (Let me ask and tell)

8. Can you get cornered in a round room?

9. What does OK actually mean? (OK, I don't know)

10. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (Tonight I will stay and watch)

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

12. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

13. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (Can somebody help?)

14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (Strange isn't it)

15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (Got to think scientifically)

16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I don't have a change to try)

17. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (Nice one)

18. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

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