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"Catch Phrases"
ACTIVATE:
To make carbons and add more names to the memo.
ALL NEW:
Parts not interchangeable with existing models.
APPROVED, SUBJECT TO COMMENT:
Revise the damn thing.
AUTOMATIC:
That which you cannot repair yourself.
CHANNELS:
The trails left by interoffice memos.
CLARIFY, To:
To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground.
CONFERENCE:
A place where conversation is substituted for the loneliness of thought and the dreariness of labor.
CONFIDENTIAL MEMORANDUM:
No time to photocopy for the whole office.
CONSULTANT:
Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is and then walks away with the watch.
FORWARDED FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
You hold the bag for a while.
FYI:
Found yesterday, interested?
IN CONFERENCE:
Nobody can find him/her.
LET'S GET TOGETHER ON THIS:
I'm assuming you're as confused as I am on this.
NOTE AND INITIAL:
No way I'm going to be responsible for this by myself.
POLICY:
We can hide behind this.
SEE ME:
Come down to my office. I'm lonely.
TOP PRIORITY:
It may be idiotic but the boss wants it.
WE ARE MAKING A SURVEY:
We need more time to think of an answer. (or) We can't find anyone willing to be responsible for this.
WILL ADVISE IN DUE COURSE:
If we figure it out, we'll let you know
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