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New Office Slang
404 - Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, 404 Not Found? which means the document requested couldn't be located. Don't bother asking. He's a 404.?
Adminisphere - The rarified organizational layers above the rank and file that makes decisions that are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant.
Alpha Geek - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. I dunno, ask Rick. He's our alpha geek.
Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
Betamaxed - When a technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but better marketed competition as in Microsoft betamaxed Apple right out of the market?
Blamestorming - A group discussion of why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
Bookmark - To take note of a person for future reference. After seeing his cool demo at the conference, I bookmarked him.?
Brain Fart - A byproduct of a bloated mind producing information effortlessly, a burst of useful information. I know you're busy on the Microsoft story, but can you give us a brain fart on the Mitnik bust? Variation of old hacker slang that had more negative connotations.
CGI Joe - A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure.
GOOD job - A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.
Gray Matter - Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms trying to appear more professional and established.
Plug-and-Play - A new hire who doesn't require training. That new guy is totally plug-and-play.
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