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  Joke Category  >>  Office Humor  Joke No : 76 
A New VIRUS....be aware......Get Rid of the New Virus ...!!

There is a new virus - code name "Work". If you receive "work" from your colleagues , your boss , via e-mail , phone or anywhere else , do not touch "work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come into contact with this virus, follow these steps:

#1. Put on your jacket

#2. Round up two good friends

#3. Go straight to the nearest pub

#4. Order three drinks, 14 times.

You will find that "work" has now been completely deleted from your brain. Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.

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