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  Jokes Category  >>  Office Humor  Joke No : 245 
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1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

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9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

10: Hi I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.

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