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Newton's Laws for Engineers
Law -1: Every Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.
Law -2: The rate of change in the Work is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline force is applied.
Law -3: For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.
Bonus Law -4: Mistakes can neither be created nor be removed from drawings by an engineer. It can only be converted from one form to another, the total number of mistakes in the drawing always remains constant.
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