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  Joke Category  >>  Office Humor  Joke No : 120 
Different forms of Leave Applications

* Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."


* This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."


* Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."


* From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."


* Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"


* An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."


* A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


* One more leave application : "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

 Joke Added : Apr 15, 2006 
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