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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 664 
What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today,
and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and
I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking'
is because she would have said 'about what'.

At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about
various topics which would then lead to other questions.

Finally, I thought about an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful
than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful
than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive reasoning,
I arrived at the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is clearly more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand,
you never hear a guy say, "You know,

I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

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