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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 661 
Wives will be wives ...

Bob returned from a doctor's visit and told his wife Alma
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Bob went to her again, and said,
"Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live.

Maybe we could make love again?"
Alma agreed and again they made love.

Later, Bob was getting into bed when he realised
he now had only eight hours of life left.

He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep.

Bob, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours.

He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
"Listen Bob, I have to get up in the morning for your funeral & You don't have to get up !!!

 Joke Added : 19, March 
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