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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 658 
Frying Eggs

The wife was busy frying eggs,when her husband came home.
He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling.....

"CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL !!! TURN THEM !!! TURN THEM NOW !!!

WE NEED MORE OIL !!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK !!! CAREFUL !!! CAREFUL!!!

TURN THEM !!! TURN THEM !!! HURRY UP !!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!!

ADD THE SALT NOW !!! MORE SALT!!! "

The wife was really upset, "What is wrong with you as if I don't know how to fry an egg?"

The husband then calmly replied to his wife , "This is exactly how It feels
when I am driving the car and you sit next to me".

 Joke Added : 05, March 
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