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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 646 
Define girl : The one who before going out for a party gets,
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.
.
Facial,
Bleach,
Waxing,
Hair curling/straightning,
Threading,
Toning,
Scrubing,
Moisturising,
done
&
Puts on
Lipstik,
LipGloss,
Lipliner,

Perfume,
Body toner,
Body lotion,
Eye liner,
Eye shadow,
Eye maskara,
Foundation,
Face powder,
Rings,
Bracelets,
Neckless,
Nail Print
Party dress,
Sandal,
Purse
and Says "Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi uth kar aa gayi ..." 
.
.
.
Define boy: The one who before going to party calls his friend and asks,
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.
.
"Bhai, tu nahaa ke aayega kya ? Main nahi nahane wala aaj."

 Joke Added : 26, November 
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