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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 603 
Why do I......... smoke so much! (Visual Joke)

Everyone ask's me why i smoke so much .....

I was not like this..........

I was like this.........

Until I saw that girl ....

I liked her so much that i told a lot of lies to her example "u r soooo cute"

I promised her a lot...

I gave her costly gifts on feb 14th.. like this...

I gave her a shock like this when she accepted my proposal

I used to talk whole night and do this at office...

When ever i go out with my girl friend, My friends used to give me this look ....

Then I used to give them a pose like this

At last my girl friend gave the roses to me like this... and went away :(

I didn't know what to do, where to go

.......and then I started smoking & drinking.

 Joke Added : 06, December 
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