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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 596 
Things women should know about relationships (Visual Joke)

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's then .....


Adopt a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want


then adopt a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies


then adopt a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores


then adopt a dog.


BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness


... then adopt a cat!

You thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them!

 Joke Added : 21, October 
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