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The Top 10 Pickup Lines!
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
You're so hot, I could fry an egg on your head.
You're like a great song -- I just can't get you out of my head.
You must be a broom, cause you swept me off my feet.
You know, my lips aren't going to kiss themselves.
Your feet must hurt, because you've been running through my mind all day.
You know those long walks on the beach everyone's always talking about? We should take one sometime.
So, where do you hide your wings, angel?
Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary again?
If I were a frog, you'd be the first lilypad I'd jump on.
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only my tongue -- wanna see?
My friends call me Sugar Lips, wanna find out why?
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