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Kanjibhai on Parenting
Kanjibhai says - Insanity is inherited, you get it from your kids.
Kanjibhai says - It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
Kanjibhai says - It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.
Kanjibhai says - Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Kanjibhai says - Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Kanjibhai says - One child is often not enough, but two children can be far too many.
Kanjibhai says - You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.
Kanjibhai says - Vacations is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
Kanjibhai says - There are three ways to get things done:
1) do it yourself
2) hire someone to do it
3) forbid your kids to do it.
Kanjibhai says - There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.
Kanjibhai says - Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
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