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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 543 
Kanjibhai on Parenting

Kanjibhai says - Insanity is inherited, you get it from your kids.

Kanjibhai says - It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

Kanjibhai says - It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

Kanjibhai says - Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Kanjibhai says - Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Kanjibhai says - One child is often not enough, but two children can be far too many.

Kanjibhai says - You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.

Kanjibhai says - Vacations is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

Kanjibhai says - There are three ways to get things done:

1) do it yourself
2) hire someone to do it
3) forbid your kids to do it.

Kanjibhai says - There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.

Kanjibhai says - Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

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