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  Joke Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 539 
A married couple was asked to present their SWOT Analysis.

His reply:

My *S*trength is my wife.
My *W*eakness is my neighbour's wife.
My *O*pportunity is when the neighbour goes out.
My *T*hreat is when the neighbour comes back unexpected!

Her reply:

My *S*trength is my beauty.
My *W*eakness our local plumber.
My *O*pportunity is when pipes burst.
My *T*hreat is when my husband starts reading plumbing "Do It Yourself" book!

 Joke Added : Jun 01, 2009 
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