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Words and phrases relating to marriage
ADULTERY: Democracy as applied to marriage.
CHARACTER: A virtue which is formed in youth and reformed by marriage.
CYNIC: A person who feels that divorce should cost more than marriage-because it's
worth much more!
DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
ENGAGEMENT:
1) That period in a man's life which can sometimes end happily, unless it ends in a marriage
2) A word with two meanings: (1) in war, it is a battle and (2) in courtship, a surrender
HUMOUR: The one sure way to make a marriage last.
HUSBAND:
1) A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness.
2) A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage.
3) a man who has to grow old alone;
4) is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended;
5) living proof that women can take a joke
HUSBAND, FAITHFUL : That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical)
HUSBAND, HENPECKED:
1) A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgment.
2) a species of worm which is afraid to turn.
SMART HUSBAND:
1) one who thinks twice before saying nothing.
2) A man who buys his wife such fine crockery that she will never trust him to do the dishes.
3) A man who is on listening terms with his wife.
LUXURIES: Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce
decree costs more than a marriage license!
MARRIAGE CEREMONY:
1) A ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions asking: "And do you understand that from this moment on, you will be always be wrong?"
2) A rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other people's mistakes?
MARRIED LIFE: It's like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a
while it's not so hot.
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