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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 502 
What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies.

5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery.

25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removing the Make Up.

15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips.

10% is Dumped in the Garbage as Unused.

5% of the Lipstick is found in the Womens Stomach Due to Newer Flavors & Essences.

And the reaming 40% of the Lipstick I Guarantee you that you will find it in Man's Stomach.

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