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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 487 
MenBuster and Female Callers

Female Caller: What is the difference between Men and Puppies?
MenBuster: Puppies grow up.

FC: Why do men always have a stupid look of sex on their faces?
MB: Because they are...

FC: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
MB: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

FC: What did God say after he created Man?
MB: Lots of mistakes. I can do better than this! And then he created woman, perfect!

FC: What's the difference between an intelligent Man & A UFO ?
MB: I don't know, I have yet to spot one in our world.

FC: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
MB: (1) No mind and (2) no business

FC: Why did man in past wander in the jungle for years?
MB: Because even back then men air head wouldn't ask for directions

FC: What is the difference between Men and Pigs?
MB: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

FC: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
MB: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

FC: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
MB: Exchange him ASAP!

FC: Why do men like smart women?
MB: Simple, Opposites attract

 Joke Added : 06, October 
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