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Girls are Like...
They are like.... Floor Tiles: If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!
Girls are like.... Bank Accounts: Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Girls are like.... Coffee: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
Girls are like.... Computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Girls are like... Cool Boxes: Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Girls are like.... Government bonds: They take a long time to mature.
Girls are like.... Horoscopes: They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Girls are like.... Lava lamps: Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Girls are like.... Banks: Once you withdraw, they lose interest!
Girls are like.... Parking spots: The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.
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