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  Joke Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 455 
Ultimate Joke - Before and After Marriage!

Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.


Now after the marriage you can read it from below to top.

 Joke Added : May 25, 2007 
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