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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 450 
Need a Push?

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told: he gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes!" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Okay. Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

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