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  Joke Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 444 
What Guys say and what they actually mean!


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My feelings for you no words can tell



Except for may be "go to hell".


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Kind,intelligent,loving and hot,



This describes everything you are not!


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I love your smile,your face and your eyes.



Damn, I am good at telling lies.


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Oh loving beauty, you float with grace.



If only you'd hide your face.


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I see your face when i am dreaming.



That's why i always wake up screaming.

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