Funtoosh Network  - New  Tech2buzz.com  - New  Rechargebatteryguide.com  -  PHPBuddy.com December 03, 2022   
Funtoosh logo  
        
    bookmark funtoosh.com     Become Funtoosh Fan on Facebook      Rss feed
Homesms jokesGamesFunny VideosVisual JokesGalleriesSubmit Content
  Jokes Categories  
 Popular Jokes
 Personality
 Men vs Women
 Garam Masala
 Ajit and Robert
 Computer
 Cricket Jokes
 Economist
 Indian desi jokes
 Life not a joke
 Men Gods Beta Ver
 Stupid or Crazy
 Office Humor
 Political Politics
 Santa and Banta


Other Sections
 SMS Jokes
 Games
 Funny Videos
 Pictures
 Visual Jokes
 Home

 
  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 439 
* How girlz rate guyz *

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are you confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams come closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:


* % just a friend % *
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).



* % Good Friend % *
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that but I try using you when I really need you.

Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Shilpa eventually calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".

Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.



* % Very good friend % *
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl, she will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone. Basically, she wants to talk to you and you are special to her.

Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore and yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"

Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(



* % Best Friend % *
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you and don't be mistaken, You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee Rahul, you pay. I am having fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends

Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).



* % Best of the Bestest Friends % *
Ok now you are really special, You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything, Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.
You make her project.
You do her assignments.
You are allowed to take her doggie around.
You can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).
But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 5 times the salary you earn and has a posh flat in an up class area.

Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Rahul, he is my bestest friend".

Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.



* % Boyfriend %*
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone!

For all Rahul type guys? Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta and about Maya? and about Tina also?

This will open Shilpa's eyes!!!!


Send it to boys to improve their Knowledge bank :)

Send it to girls who want to live in reality :)

 Joke Added : 09, March 
 Submited by : Drishti  Views: 69,590
Next Joke Current Rating: 3.82   (197 Votes)
  Rate this Joke  
Share this Joke with your Friends!
Stats: This Joke has been emailed 553 times!

Your Name     
Your Email     
Friend's email address:
1:  2: 
3:  4: 
5:  6: 
Optional message to your friends:

Image Verification
Enter Verification Number
 Automatically save form fields! (More Info)

* Funtoosh respects your privacy and doesn't share or store any info you submit via this form. For more info refer to our privacy policy.


Popular Jokes
  smart Enough ? Read below: ..
  A Valentine Date For You..! ..
  rite Email of the Year A m..
  The Difference Between Love an..
  font-weight: bold; font-style:..
  ife-- do u know the meaning of..
  What is Love from a Man's pers..
  The Modern Day Love Story! ..
  tween Love and Marriage L..
  The different types of Cakes! ..
  n If you are well dressed,..

Site Related Links
  Add to Favorites
  Random Jokes Generator
  Print Version
  Submit Content


Stock Markets around the world...

109 Votes
49,310 Views
The Brands in our typical work day

30 Votes
39,750 Views
The ultimate question answered

42 Votes
57,945 Views
Understanding Women

125 Votes
71,458 Views
Michelangelo's David to be ret...

26 Votes
38,449 Views
WTF.... Waiting for the right ...

24 Votes
35,846 Views

Your Feed-back and commentsComments/Suggestions       Home       Advertise on FuntooshAdvertise on Funtoosh     
Copyright 1999 - 2022 All Rights Reserved.