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The Perfect Man - Funny Poem
The perfect man is gentle
never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
and keeps his face oh so clean
The perfect man loves children
and will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
and a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
to convey his feelings of love on you
The perfect man is sweet
writing poetry from your name
He's never made you cry
or hurt you in any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
the perfect man is nowhere!
P.S: Written by a Woman!
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