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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 394 
Measuring Up

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man Looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big.... I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the Barbecue grill."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right.... your butt is two inches wider than our barbecue grill!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one lousy little sausage?"

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