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  Jokes Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 383 
If only God Was A Women

Sex would smell like chocolate

Farts would smell like roses

Dogs would smell spring fresh

Babies would come from vending machines

Men would be born with a permanent erection

All women would have the same size breasts

Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE

Men would be born with an "OFF" switch

A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

Men would inherit the menstrual cycle

Men would come with software to be custom designed

Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife

Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth

Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches

Sex would last longer than 30 seconds!

 Joke Added : 10, July 
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