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  Joke Category  >>  Men & Women - Yeah baby!  Joke No : 369 
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a hot load sitting by herself :

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they open!"

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