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A Single Woman's bedtime prayer.....
BEDTIME PRAYER
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One Who's handsome, smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he dosen't wait 6 weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
MAssages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's itchin
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And would never compare me with my best friend.
Thank You in advance and nowI'll just wait,
for I know You will send him before it's too late.
Amen
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