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After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't stand another minute of it. At the restaurant, he secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression, and said "I have bad news. My grandmother just died so I have to leave."
"Thank heavens for that" his date replied. "If yours hadn't died, mine would have had to."
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