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Married Life .......
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through hell.
3. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a! ! car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
4. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."
5. A man is only half alive before he gets married. After that he is finished.
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