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Murphy's Laws on Girls
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company."
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed.
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity: The more u run towards a hot chick... the more she goes away from u.
9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... Just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend.
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3. Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money, health and leave u a total wreck.
12. The more seriously u like a girl... the more seriously her dad will hate u.
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