Funtoosh Network  - New  Tech2buzz.com  - Speciality-Gifts.com  - PHPBuddy.com  March 22, 2010   
Funtoosh logo  
  
bookmark funtoosh.com     tweet this page!    Rss feed
Submit Content
  Jokes Categories  
 Popular Jokes
 Top 10 Jokes
 Personality
 Men vs Women
 Garam Masala
 Ajit and Robert
 Computer
 Cricket Jokes
 Economist
 Indian desi jokes
 Sardarji jokes
 Life not a joke
 Men Gods Beta Ver
 Stupid or Crazy
 Office Humor
 Political Politics
 Santa and Banta



Other Sections
 SMS Jokes
 Games
 Funny Videos
 Pictures
 Visual Jokes
 Home


 
  Joke Category  >>  Men - Gods Beta version  Joke No : 331 
Secret of a happy married life by a man

Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"

Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

X asked, "Then what is your role?"

Y said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

 Joke Added : Mar 20, 2008 
 Submited by : Kunal  Views: 25,988
Next Joke Current Rating: 4.25   (44 Votes)
  Rate this Joke  
 More jokes from  category 319  318  317  316  315  314  313  312  311  310  309  308  >>More
Get Hilarious Jokes via e-mail everyday!   It's FREE

Get Hilarious & funny jokes in your e-mail for free everyday by Funtoosh Joke-a-day!

Currently over 70,000 Subscribers get their daily laughs via funtoosh ezines everyday!

Choose a E-zine Your email address
You can cancel your subscription anytime, Funtoosh.com respects your privacy.
Share this Joke with your Friends!
Stats: This Joke has been emailed 170 times!

Your Name     
Your Email     
Friend's email address:
1:  2: 
3:  4: 
5:  6: 
Optional message to your friends:

Image Verification
Enter Verification Number
 Automatically save form fields! (More Info)

* Funtoosh respects your privacy and doesnt share any info you submit via this form. For more info refer to our privacy policy.

Popular Jokes
  Boy's T-Shirts! ..
  Why men STILL should not Baby ..
  Why men snore?..
  Boys it's in there genes, it d..
  Why Girls have two hands.....
  Three stages in a Man's life! ..
  Interesting Toilets for Mens! ..
  Tough choice for Guys!..
  n 1. A beer is always wet, ..
  The Perfect Remote for Men..
  The Smart Boy! ..
  If Men took care of children! ..
  Nervous because of my wife! ..

Site Related Links
  Add to Favorites
  Random Jokes Generator
  Print Version
  Submit Content


Genius! A car with 7 Wheels

101 Votes
33,906 Views
Do you know how to identify a ...

169 Votes
62,907 Views
What If A Gorilla Catches You?

88 Votes
63,312 Views
A Brief History of Famous Lovers!

137 Votes
83,507 Views
The Brands in our typical work day

16 Votes
16,041 Views
Effects of Global Warming!

67 Votes
58,146 Views

Jokes Categories 

Jokes        SMS Jokes        Funny Videos        Pictures        Games        Visual Jokes        Photo Gallery


Your Feed-back and commentsComments/Suggestions       Home       Advertise on FuntooshAdvertise on Funtoosh     
Copyright 1999 - 2010 All Rights Reserved.