Funtoosh Network  - New  Tech2buzz.com  - New  Rechargebatteryguide.com  -  PHPBuddy.com August 16, 2022   
Funtoosh logo  
        
    bookmark funtoosh.com     Become Funtoosh Fan on Facebook      Rss feed
Homesms jokesGamesFunny VideosVisual JokesGalleriesSubmit Content
  Jokes Categories  
 Popular Jokes
 Personality
 Men vs Women
 Garam Masala
 Ajit and Robert
 Computer
 Cricket Jokes
 Economist
 Indian desi jokes
 Life not a joke
 Men Gods Beta Ver
 Stupid or Crazy
 Office Humor
 Political Politics
 Santa and Banta


Other Sections
 SMS Jokes
 Games
 Funny Videos
 Pictures
 Visual Jokes
 Home

 
  Jokes Category  >>  Men - Gods Beta version  Joke No : 286 
10 Reasons Why God Created Eve!

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see what else is on television.

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctors appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear children, because men would never be able to handle it.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting himself in trouble.

AND the #1 REASON WHY GOD CREATED EVE is ...

*

*

*

*

1. When God had finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I know I can do better than THIS!!"

 Joke Added : 12, January 
 Joke Viewed : 35,949 times
Next Joke Current Rating: 3.64   (69 Votes)
  Rate this Joke  
Share this Joke with your Friends!
Stats: This Joke has been emailed 199 times!

Your Name     
Your Email     
Friend's email address:
1:  2: 
3:  4: 
5:  6: 
Optional message to your friends:

Image Verification
Enter Verification Number
 Automatically save form fields! (More Info)

* Funtoosh respects your privacy and doesn't share or store any info you submit via this form. For more info refer to our privacy policy.


Top Rated Jokes
  This ninety year old million..
  HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN  ..
  Why do men like love at firs..
  Men are Priceless! While ..
  Husband installation A de..
  BOB AND LARRY Two buddies..
  Satisfaction There was an..
  A guy went to a psychiatrist..
  Last weekend my wife and I w..
  Other Little sister A lit..
  Husband is back Night. A ..

Site Related Links
  Add to Favorites
  Random Jokes Generator
  Print Version
  Submit Content


When Gandhi Ji met Vijay Mallya

122 Votes
80,229 Views
The difference between Boys an...

204 Votes
98,524 Views
Kerala starts a ultra low budg...

57 Votes
69,346 Views
Latest Lee cooper's ad topless...

74 Votes
69,419 Views
The World Sorry Saying day

169 Votes
77,419 Views
Now this is what I call Hot News!

41 Votes
67,610 Views

Your Feed-back and commentsComments/Suggestions       Home       Advertise on FuntooshAdvertise on Funtoosh     
Copyright 1999 - 2022 All Rights Reserved.