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The Stranded Man
A man was stranded on this deserted island for 10 years.
One day, a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit... Man: “Hi! Am I ever happy to see you.”
Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here a long time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
Man: “It’s been 10 years!” With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: “Oh, thank you so much!”
Girl: “So tell me how long it’s been since you`had a drink?”
Man: “It’s been 10 years.” The girl unzips a longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whisky and gives the man a drink.
Man: “Oh… thank you so much. You are like a miracle!”
Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] “So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?”
Man: “Oh, my God, don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there too?!”
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