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Personal Ads From Men
* 40-ish... 52 and looking for 25-year-old
* Athletic... Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
* Average-looking... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose & back
* Educated... Will always treat you like an idiot
* Free Spirit... Sleeps with your sister
* Friendship First... As long as friendship involves nudity
* Fun... Good with a remote and a six-pack
*Huggable... Overweight, more body hair than a bear
* Like to cuddle.... Insecure, overly dependent
* Open-minded... Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
* Physically fit... I spend a lot of time in front of a mirror admiring myself
* Poet... Has written on a bathroom stall
* Spiritual... Once went to church with my grandmother on Easter Sunday
* Stable... Occasional stalker, but never arrested
* Thoughtful... Says "Please" when demanding a beer!
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