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  Jokes Category  >>  Men - Gods Beta version  Joke No : 260 
Personal Ads From Men

* 40-ish... 52 and looking for 25-year-old

* Athletic... Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

* Average-looking... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose & back

* Educated... Will always treat you like an idiot

* Free Spirit... Sleeps with your sister

* Friendship First... As long as friendship involves nudity

* Fun... Good with a remote and a six-pack

*Huggable... Overweight, more body hair than a bear

* Like to cuddle.... Insecure, overly dependent

* Open-minded... Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested

* Physically fit... I spend a lot of time in front of a mirror admiring myself

* Poet... Has written on a bathroom stall

* Spiritual... Once went to church with my grandmother on Easter Sunday

* Stable... Occasional stalker, but never arrested

* Thoughtful... Says "Please" when demanding a beer!

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